Edinburgh (3/15-3/18)
Yeah, it’s been almost 2 months since I actually went to Edinburgh. But I’ve gotta record these thoughts somewhere so oh well.
Friday
I took a miserable 6ish hour bus trip up to Edinburgh, Scotland, that didn’t arrive until around one in the morning. It was really frightening because highways (motorways?) were mostly unlit, making for some terrifying turns and high-beaming on the part of the driver whenever he could. What made it worse was that the trip to Edinburgh from Manchester should take 3.5 hours, but because of all the stops, the time almost doubled. D:
I did get to spend Friday night-Sunday morning with one of my friends from U of I (Ethel) who came down from Oslo for the weekend to meet me there though, which was great. Traveling not-alone style is the best when you know the person you’re traveling with fairly well.
Saturday
Tried finding Arthur’s Seat to climb it but failed and ended up at Edinburgh Castle instead.
Went on the Sandeman’s New Europe free walking tour! It was sleeting and horribly cold, but our guide was a trooper and an amazing tour guide despite the weather. Went to a graveyard (Greyfriars) where at any one point you were standing above 10 bodies, the hanging site where a woman was hanged, died, and then basically resurrected later, and a bunch of other awesome Edinburgh places. Ethel and I got separated from the group in the last 10 minutes of the tour, so we never tipped, meaning it was my mission (completed Monday) to make sure our tip got to our tour guide. It was rather sad. The tour was great though.
We then went to Camera Obscura, which is home to so many optical illusions and amusing visual things. The camera obscura itself is a sort of old-fangled live camera that allows you to creep on Edinburgh from this device on top of the building. Google it. It was definitely one of those things that was cooler back in the day.
The sun came out for the first time that day as we were leaving, so we booked it over to actual Arthur’s Seat. Worst idea to date. Never decide to climb a dormant volcano just before dusk. Even though you asked for the best directions up/down from a real Scot, you will get stuck, encounter several cliffs, fall down numerous times in the cold, icy mud because it’d been pouring sleet for hours just before you went, and you will be trapped for 3 hours on it, just trying to get down. It’d been dark for 2ish hours by the time we made it down the other side (which we were told would be fastest route), and we ended up on some highway which we walked along until we reached the city centre. It was the sort of story you read in the papers. Two Genius American Students Die on Arthur’s Seat in Scotland.
We ended up eating at an aptly named pub called World’s End (it was almost 9 by this point and we were scrambling to find places that even served food at that time). Fast service. And it only added to my love of fish ‘n’ chips.
Then it was off to the Mercat Haunted Tour, during which we were told Edinburgh ghost stories and led through these abandoned tunnels under the city. Not actually as scary as Arthur’s Seat, but I don’t believe in ghosts so to each his own. It was then back to the hostel for much needed rest.
Sunday
Sunday I went on the Hairy Coo tour through the Highlands, which I highly recommend. :D We went to some famous bridges, the Wallace Monument (WHERE I SAW A FULL RAINBOW), Doune Castle (where they filmed Monty Python), stopped for lunch in Callander where I had a Blood Pudding and Haggis Tower (surprisingly not bad), then went to Loch Katrine (our tour guide taught us how to say Loch like a Scot, which involves a lot of spit) which was stunningly beautiful, and then met up with and fed some hairy coos! We saw other stuff as well, but these were the basics and the highlights. Great day trip.
Monday
I started Monday by going through Old Town, a scenic area of Edinburgh that has an awesome cheese shop where I didn’t actually end up buying cheese. I then went to the National Museum of Scotland for lack of other free things to do, where I saw Dolly the (first cloned) sheep illuminated by some fancy disco lighting.
On my way to hearing the one o’clock canon shooting at Edinburgh Castle, I stopped by a little bakery called Piemaker. Incredibly delicious and inexpensive. It was wonderful. I had me a Bridie some Irn-Bru, the most popular drink in Scotland (outselling Coke).
I then basically just saw the National Monument and wandered Edinburgh until my bus left that evening/late afternoon.
In Summation
Scotland/Edinburgh/the Highlands are my absolute favorite place in the UK. Even more than Manchester. Even more than London. That’s where I shoulda studied abroad - it’s beautiful, so many great authors come from there (maybe it’d rub off on me?), and I just loved its vibe. I will come back in my lifetime.